intensional:

the thing about math is even if you understand it you actually don’t understand it




phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?







fabulusly:

She Shocked The world! 23 lbs in just 3 weeks with this simple 2 step method

fabulusly:

She Shocked The world! 23 lbs in just 3 weeks with this simple 2 step method




student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.






k-amali:

ayysarah:

thats some deep shit

oath my therapist essentially says this to me alll the fucking time

k-amali:

ayysarah:

thats some deep shit

oath my therapist essentially says this to me alll the fucking time




tonymyturtle:

faeires:

faeires:

the weather today is probably the most beautiful weather ever probably

I CANT BELIEVE HOW MANY NOTES THIS HAS IT HASNT EVEN BEEN 6 HOURS EEEE

where the fuck do you live

tonymyturtle:

faeires:

faeires:

the weather today is probably the most beautiful weather ever probably

I CANT BELIEVE HOW MANY NOTES THIS HAS IT HASNT EVEN BEEN 6 HOURS EEEE

where the fuck do you live










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“Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.” — Virginia Woolf (via feellng)
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paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist


Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

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welcomeovens:

I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT ANNOYED EVERYONE THE END

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