"An entire year passed and I think I was the only one who truly knew you. Or maybe I never knew you at all. “

"An entire year passed and I think I was the only one who truly knew you. Or maybe I never knew you at all.




jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through




There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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gifyourass:

This show is gold




actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED




“Understanding that people are always a worse version of who they want to be is a way of loving them.” — Spencer Madsen, from You Can Make Anything Sad (Publishing Genius Press, 04.14)


toocooltobehipster:

a row of oreos??? but isnt the whole pack a row???




flowurdust:



if you’ve been having a bad day
here’s a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head
even if you haven’t been having a bad day
here’s something to make your day better

EVERYBODY LOOK ITS V IMPORTANT

flowurdust:

if you’ve been having a bad day

here’s a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head

even if you haven’t been having a bad day

here’s something to make your day better

EVERYBODY LOOK ITS V IMPORTANT










lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying







ruinedchildhood:

When Internet Explorer asks to be your default browser.




saveyoursxlf:

everythings okay

saveyoursxlf:

everythings okay